Silence O.K Please.

Zip. Zap. Zoom.

Certainly driving isn't as easy as that. So TV car ads of this century: please get realistic.

Yet another list.

1. Fact: There are obviously other cars on the road that suffer from similar zip-zap-zoom syndrome increasing the chance of a head-on, side-to-side, back-to-front, front-to-back or well any angle collision.

2. Myth: The Traffic Lights are government's permanently placed Diwali illuminations.

3. Fact: We live in a country where the Right of the Road belongs to species other than the Homo Sapiens.

4. Myth: The mobile phone is a device that tells you who is driving behind you, ahead of you, beside you or is a foreteller of avoidable accidents.

5. Fact: The peddle between the clutch and the accelerator is called a brake. It is meant for use.

6. Myth: The horn is a musical instrument.

7. Fact: The zebra crossing is a striped strip meant for people to cross the road on. So don't wait for a zebra to cross on it. Let the people cross.

8. Myth: The mirror in front is a unique accessory meant to check if the hair is gelled properly or if the eye make up has worn out.

9. Fact: The road is not like the brain. The left side doesn't operate upon the right and the right side doesn't operate upon the left. If you want to turn left, be on the left side of the road and NOT on the right side and vice-versa.

10. Myth: It is a lie-cence. It isn't. Please make sure you KNOW how to drive before you get the official document.

I just realised my previous post title had a please too. What a pleasing personality I have I say!

I am brain dead.

Bye.